Sunday, January 10, 2010

Hen Bomb


I drew this thing in MSPaint last week. Not bad, eh? I was just trying to combine a hen with a bomb. I didn't realize till after it was done that the hen comes off seeming decapitated. But I guess that is pretty "punk." I hear that's what the kiddies like.

Maybe I'll put this on a shirt? Who knows . . .

Monday, January 4, 2010

Five-Oh . . .



So it's a bad thing when the Pigs shut down your band practice.
(Disturbing the peace, I guess—the theft-ridden, beatings-laden, shootings-addled "peace.")

. . . But maybe it's a good sign?

We're a punk rock band. We play loud, abrasive music.
So you can fucking suck it, boys in blue.

At least we're doing our job right.

If you wanted to do a real service to the community,
with your breathtaking intellects and paunchy physiques,
why didn't you all just become Phys Ed teachers?

Suffice it to say, my mind is forever-blown by your life decisions.